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Judging by the amount of spam I receive, my "internet penis" is 126,935 inches long. Thank you, Enzyte! (And yes, the theory is that girls don't have penises, even internet penises. However, I can't see down to my internet crotch to check because my vision is blocked by my 32QQQ-sized internet breasts, courtesy of the bust-enhancing tablets, for which I also receive spam.)

Posted by Rebecca at October 9, 2004 11:02 AM
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