I can instantly think of a hundred ways to abuse that chocolate. I mean I can just imagine someone going "Here, would you like a piece" and then all that would follow.

*shakes head* Live action Kenya song... wow. I'm laughing like crazy, but...

Oh yeah, you will have to pay for posting the link to the badgers.

everyone has seen badgers. what i dont get is how everyone (not you specifically) thinks that they were like the first person to EVER seen an online cartton that they found, then they tell everyone how GREAT it is even though they didnt make it. again, people in general, not you specifically kit.

"Dr Barber...predicted under-the-skin microchips which tell if someone has been unfaithful. They could record bodily temperature changes, revealing whether partners had been steamy with someone else."

so what if you got a fever???? or jerked off???? or got into a hot car?

also anyone who would get their partner one of those is:
extremly insecure
untrusting
naive
extremly insecure
and should break up anyways if they get to that point.

and:
"[Dr barber] also claimed that robotic prostitutes are set to be developed..."

if these robots were exactly like people once you went robot youd never go back! because:
-no disease
-better
-no need to "return the favor"
-no pregnancy
-hotter
-no long term relationship that slowly deteriorates

sorry if that seemed like a personal attack because it wasnt im shutting up now

Pssh, robot prostitutes will never replace real girls. Our boobs are squishier. And I'm not saying I'm a prostitute. I'm just saying that my boobs are squishy.

Hmm, I think I'm going to need some evidence before I believe you. /jk